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* No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

* The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

* Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

* As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

* You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.



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